Uh huh
"My girlfriend fell off a cliff and died on Impact"
By Justin

"dude, whats that smell?" said phil
"shut up man" said steve
"dude whatever happened to ur girlfriend, shes been like gone"
"she fell off a cliff and died on impact"
"oh......bummer"
"shut up man"
"cool"

Steve and Phil were sitting down to a game of cards and all of a sudden they heard a tremendous clash, they panicked in fear of what it might be.

"dude what was that?"
"i dont no man"
"cool"

They decided to ignore it until interrupted by a loud thump on the door

"dude theres like a loud thump at the door"
"i know man, im not a idiot"
"cool...hey why dont you answer it?"

Steve walks over to the door and to his suprise there is a women, but not just any womne his girlfriend

"hey, i thought you fell off a cliff and died on impact"
"i did" said sarah
"cool"
Hey you wana play cards?" said phil
"cool"

They than sat down and played a game of cards.

the end.....

This morning...
By Me

So this morning, I wake up in a daze. I look up, and I notice something
"What the... why am I in the living room..."
I look up again...
"Why is the TV on?"
SO I look up one more time...
"Holy God! that's DAshboard Confessional!!"

the end...

My Life Story
By Me

Ah yes, my life story is so intresting. I was born. I came out screaming like a little bitch. I didn't shut up for days. Soon after that, I went home, and kicked the shit out of my dog. She didn't like me very much. For the next few years I wallowed around the house. I started school.

School was fun. All the other kids were bigger than me. But I was so small and fragile that they took pity on me and didn't hurt me, because I would do that myself. Yes, i was a special little boy.

I started playing baseball after that. I was beaned a record 26 times in one season. It was quite funny. Afer that, I did nothing for a few years. That was also fun.

Now I'm still here, doing nothing. It is still quite funny.